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- I am not a tea-bagger (politically or otherwise), but I love the Gadsden flag. Dear Tea-Baggers: quit ruining good things. 1 week ago
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- It doesn't matter how simple they try to make the ped traffic on the williamsburg bridge, some asshole(s) will always get it wrong. 1 week ago
- Are a humpback and a hunchback the same thing or is one a whale? Do hunchbacks have a hump or are they just hunched? 1 week ago
- My body is not a wonderland. It is an abandoned, haunted, amusement park. 1 week ago
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I've got your DOORBUSTER right here.
In order to celebrate my “Black Friday” gig, our country’s terrible economy and lack of single-payer, universal health care, I have decided to finally pry the final mixes of my new album “[Secret Hotels]” out of my hyper-critical, kung-fu grip, master it and release it to the general public with variable, ‘name-your-own-price’ pricing this week. (I’ve also decided to begin composing hideously long, run-on sentences.) I’ve also enabled the ‘name-your-own-price’ on my last record “Cutting Exercises” this week too.
So, bust my digital door. It’ll feel really good.
>Click Here To Join The Digital DOORBUSTING Stampede And Download The Shit Out Of My Music. <