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My lil Tweets...
- I am not a tea-bagger (politically or otherwise), but I love the Gadsden flag. Dear Tea-Baggers: quit ruining good things. 1 week ago
- Square tipped leather shoes; dark blue jeans; long sleeve button up, sleeves rolled up, a few buttons undone up top; spiked hair. 1 week ago
- It doesn't matter how simple they try to make the ped traffic on the williamsburg bridge, some asshole(s) will always get it wrong. 1 week ago
- Are a humpback and a hunchback the same thing or is one a whale? Do hunchbacks have a hump or are they just hunched? 1 week ago
- My body is not a wonderland. It is an abandoned, haunted, amusement park. 1 week ago
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My 2010 MySpace Friend Request Policy™
Every time I visit my MySpace account, I keep getting this creepy feeling like I’m in some sort of sci-fi, future-apocalyptic ghost town. A town where the occupants have all inexplicably vanished, but all of the machinery that was created to market goods and services to them is still intact.
I get inundated with (obviously automated) [...]
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